Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 11:00 pm
OUCH OUCH...
I have been stab by Keng Chong.
The even more spastic person...
RULES:
Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.
I miss somebody right now. (i miss elim. i think shes the chio-est teacher in the school.)
I dont watch TV these days. (i stare at boxes only.)
I wear glasses or contact lenses. (i wear spectacles.)
I love to play video games. (i would do something else. ha.)
I've tried marijuana. (tasty.)
I have been in a threesome. (you meant when i f*ck?)
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (DUH.)
I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (ernesty?)
I curse sometimes. (i wish i really curse sometimes.i meant i dont curse at all now and before.)
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (i wish to be more wrongly-minded.)
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (i love to play violin.)
I'm TOTALLY smart. (of course.)
I've broken someone's bones. (my sister's barbie doll.)
I'm paranoid sometimes. (i'm scared that the barbie doll will coem back to kill me.)
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (i am perfect.)
I need money right now. (to find a postitute.)
I love sushi. (those real sticky ones with white liquid all dripping out.)
I talk really,really fast. (i learnt from ivan chang to shoot him back.)
I have long hair. (they are rather pretty.)
I have lost money in Las Vegas. (la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, vegas song.)
I have at least one sibling. (i have 100.)
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (i have one whole box of them.)
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (no comments.)
I like the way i look. (i said i am perfect.)
I am usually pessimistic. (then i can the darkest person.)
I have a lot of mood swings. (puberty.)
I have a hidden talent. (yeah. everybody knows that.)
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have. (salt inculsive.)
I have a lot of friends. (very lot.)
I am currently single. (those that wants to be my stead raise up your hand.)
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (huh?)
I enjoy talking on the phone. (prank-calling.)
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (i live without any pants.)
I love to shop. (cool.)
Enjoy window shopping. (less cool.)
I would rather shop then eat. (more cool.)
I don't hate anyone. (im no b-square-over-4-a-c.)
I'm a pretty good dancer. (everyone agrees with chori.)
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (my mother is a pretty lady.)
I have a cellphone. (i wish i have a cellphone. can someone please buy one for me? those interested can ask your friends for my cellphone number.)
I believe in God. (wow. im no ryan khoo.)
I watch MTV on a daily basis. (ha.)
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (thats very little too bad.)
I've rejected someone before. (no comments.)
I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life. (i want to be a fireworks-maker.)
I want to have children in the future. (this is not the main topic. its all about the process of making.)
I have changed a diaper before. (i wish i helped the earthworm changed his.)
I've called the cops on a friend before. (my friend is a cop?)
I'm not allergic to anything. (teachers?)
I have a lot to learn. (not from teacers when im allergic to them.)
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. (sexy.)
I am shy around the opposite sex. (thats good.)
I have tried alcohol before. (and i set myself on fire.)
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (huh? chim-alogy.)
I own the "South Park" movie. (what?)
I would die for my best friends. (if only they die first. but they must eat shit in the very beginning.)
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (i think my house has the best person sitting in front of the com.)
I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (they flirt with me. not the other way round.)
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. (they have beautiful faces.)
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (i rather have other things.)
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it. (i love sbsp, oswell.)
I am happy at this moment! (no comments.)
I study for tests most of the time. (what kind of test?)
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (i wear velcro.)
I am comfortable with who I am right now. (the perfect person?)
I have more than just my ears pierced. (imagine.)
I walk barefoot wherever i can. (like those hu-ga-sa-ga.)
I have jumped off a bridge. (and i died.)
I love sea turtles. (they are soft.)
I spend ridiculous money on makeup. (ha.)
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (to kill keng chong.)
I'm proficient in a musical instrument. (you mean my mouth?)
I worked at McDonald's restaurant. (serve people? nah.)
I hate office jobs. (im the boss.)
I love sci-fi movies. (im not ngiam zhen wei or jlau.)
I think water rules. (i love to pee.)
I went college out of state. (im not even in college.)
I like sausages. (maybe amanda's one.)
I love kisses. (muack.)
I fall for the worst people. (everyone is perfect. just below me.)
I adore bright colours. (yeah. yeah.)
I can't live without black eyeliner. (im more sexy that way.)
I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing. (no comments.)
I usually like covers better than originals. (huh?)
I can pick up things with my toes. (im not an idiot without fingers.)
I can't whistle. (im civilised.)
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither. (im bai-se from the chinese novel.)
I have ridden/owned a horse. (horsey.)
I still have every journal I've ever written in. (i write journal every hour.)
I can't stick to a diet. (im too fat.)
I talk in my sleep. (yeah. i listen to myself talk.)
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (sexual?)
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. (falling down is a good exercise.)
I have jazz in my blood. (shake-shake.)
I wear a toe ring. (sexy.)
I have a tattoo. (same of that on chenying. wow.)
I can't stand at LEAST one person that i work with. (then sit.)
I am a caffeine junkie. (i love milo.)
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is. (ha.)
I have been to over 15 conventions. (what?)
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better. (karang guni.)
I'm an artist. (i draw beautiful pictures.)
I only clean my room when necessary. (its not necessary.)
Ha. This is lame shit.
Time to stab people,
idiots like keng chong,
but not like me (I am just perfect):-
1. Felicia Lim
2. Oswell
3. Valerie
4. Wan Chun
5. Yi Mei
Dont kill me.
STABBED, STABBING.
